semalam masa aku tengah tunggu lecturer aku, aku pun lepak la dengan classamte aku, and they tell me a story... The story all about dirty jokes! FUCK U ADAM and ZAMIR.
Story 1:
ADAM: There is one couple who just get married, And they happy for the whole thing.
Me: Why?
ADAM: The man happy about the wHOLE, and the girl happy about the THING!
story 2:
ZAMIR: There is one soldier, dah pencen dah pun... Come and visit Malaysia, and suddenly he thinking of nak "chur" with a prostitute. Off he went to the Lorong Haji Taib and pick up the whore... At the hotel:
Scene 1:
while they "pap3"
GIRL: Sakit, Sakit....
Soldier: I don't want to suck it, I want to fuck it!
Scene 2:
They still "PAP3"
Girl: Tolong, tolong....
Soldier: Its not too long, It just nice...
Scene 3:
The Next morning after they "PAP3" the solder tgh isap rokok,
Girl: DUIT!!!
Soldier: Fuck you, I've already done four time last night!
Story 3:
Ada seorang pelajar Universiti Cross-Terbalik dapat satu berita yang atok nye dah kojol.... Off he went to his Grand-opah house....
Grand-cucu: I'm sorry for the lost
Grand-opah: menangis....
Grand-cucu: Can you tell me how did actually grand-atok died?
Grand-opah: Its to embarrass to tell...
Grand-cucu: Come on lah weh, Im already a College student, I'm sure I can keep up..
Grand-opah: Okay... Well, As u already know, we both are senior citizen, but we still have the desire to have sex... We do it every Sunday morning, and your atok follow the church-bell-ring.
ting tong
in out
ting tong
in out
Grand-opah: but yesterday, there is one fella jual ice cream, bunyikan loceng dye...
Kling, kling, kling, kling...
in out, in out, in out, in out...
Grand- opah: Atok ko ingat tue bunyi loceng gereja... dye pon ikot la beat loceng tue.. that the reason why he died...
Abbreviations:
CHUR- melanggan/ melacur
PAP3- beromen la!
I believe you guys pun ada dirty jokes kan? share with me!
p/s: sorry if the jokes doesn't make you laugh at all... :)
